My Dildo, My Friend

My Dildo, My Friend

"I don't know if any of you have ever seen a Polish movie. I think that they are okay for old people because they are very slow and full of lots of blah, blah, blah. I like American movies more because there is always something happening. So don't worry, just because I'm Polish doesn't mean that my movies are boring or complicated. They are full of hot action! Like in this movie, for example. My friends at SCORE bought me a new toy for this movie. I would say that this toy has become my friend in a way. I understand that every girl in America has a dildo, because boyfriends are hard to find. They say, "Dildos are a girl's best friend, after diamonds". Well, I am sure I will not have diamonds soon, so I can say I am very happy to have my… Read More »